Posts Tagged ‘Stubble Cafe’


Stubble View

Stubble_View

Thinking forward, there are many views to the single sight. Which on its own is devoid of wrong or right. By consequence of being, it is these sights that we understand. One or more at a time; with only the lens that’s available at hand.

I myself say, poh-tah-to.

Indeed.


Stubbled and Full

Stubbled_and_Full

How is it?

Quite good.

You sure?

Wasabi.

What?

Wasabi mattah with you?

Heh. You keep working on that.

Hmmp. Still it’s pretty good.

That’s something to be thankful.


Scary Dream Stubble

Scary_Dream_Stubble

I keep having this recurring dream where I have to kill these monsters that come out at night.

Do you wake up scared?

No, just tired of all the running around, rescuing the people in the dream, etc.

I dreamt I was peeing; and I did.


Stubble Melting Pot

Stubble_Melting_Pot

What’s in it?

Everything.

Doesn’t it hurt the flavor?

Perhaps if you’re used to the old taste.

What now?

What else? Try it and see if it suits you.


Stubble Candidate

Stubble_Candidate

Can you imagine being a politician?

Thought never crossed my mind.

Getting up in the morning,  figuring out what everyone wants, what every one thinks, and what’s best for everyone…

Sounds pretty epic an undertaking.

Then dealing with other politicians who have their own opinions on what everyone wants, thinks and needs.

Yeah that’s not for me.

You better love what you do and why you do it for.

You better.


Stubble Scary

Stubble_Scary

Ackk!

Hohh!

What the hell?!

Is that supposed to be funny?!

What kind of sick individual…

This has been going on all week.

Sick, just sick I tell you.


Stubble Freedom

Stubble_Freedom

Freedom for all man.

What do you mean by that?

I say try.

Try to do it?

Try to imagine it.


Stubble Orange

Stubble_Orange

What time is it?

Is both late and early depending on how you look at it.

Goes in circles.

On and on.


Stubble Folks

Stubble_Folks

Ever wonder what manner of folks would settle for a place like this?

Desperate folks. Foolish folks.

Perhaps hopeful folk. Endeavoring folks. Lucky folks?

I think mostly weatherproof folk.


Stubble System

Stubble_System

Blu tooth, ad hoc, WI-FI, hi-fi…

Download, upload, mirror, share…

Busrate, RAM, ROM, Bit, Byte…

Techno?

No, Beethoven.


Stubble Business 101

Stubble_Business

Let me get this right, you said you would deliver how many cupcakes?

One hundred.

And what is exactly in each of these boxes?

A cookie, a stick of gum, two mints and a pinch of sprinkles.

Okay, those are technically edible…

Yep, I’m sending two hundred.

What now?

It’s part of my business strategy, under promise and over deliver.


Stubble Listening

Stubble_Listening

Today I will teach you some listening skills.

That’s funny I didn’t ask for that.

Right, right, first you have to remember to be quiet when others talk.

What?

Then you say: “Right, right. I think…” then you add what you’re thinking.

Huh?

That’s it. We’re all done here.

Hey, I think there’s something in your nose.

You’re welcome take care!


Stubble Revolution

Stubble__Revolution

That’s it! Thats what we have to do.

But it doesn’t make sense. What would our friends think?

They don’t need to know. This will be our secret.

It’s crazy outlandish! I need a moment.

There’s no time. Monster truck rally starts in 30 minutes.

Truck-a-saurus it is.


Stubble PSA

Stubble_PSA

You know whah I’m going to do?

Whah?

You know whah I’m going to do?

Whah?

I’ma heading home.

Meh too.

Actually, let’s share a cab.

Great idea.


Stubble Economics

Stuble_Economics

It’s just a constant barrage of messages. Buy this thing because it’s A) New B) Desirable C) Essential.

This one over here implies good health and youthful appearance.

Does anything in there actually do what it’s supposed to?

Some of it does.

The question is how much are you willing to pay?


Stubble Choice

Stubble_Choice

So what you’re saying is all they do is oppose it?

As far as I can tell, yes.

They don’t help hatch it, feed it, raise it, school it, keep it from harm or offer advice?

Nope, they just want to know that it will hatch and call it a day.

How is that acceptable?

I didn’t say it was acceptable, it just helps them feel better about the way things are.

Wish it was that easy for me.

Yeah, me too.


Stubble Commute

Stubble_Commute

I knew it we should have driven in, now I’m hot.

It’s called exercise, you should try it more often.

This changes nothing. The air is still polluted and we just have to get used to breathing it.

Polluted mostly by your attitude.

Jerk…

Don’t you feel just a tiny bit good knowing you’re trying to help by walking more?

Tiny bit? Guess so. I’m mostly hot but I’ll admit it’s a proud heat.


Stubble Training

Stubble_Training

Huff

Puff

What, do you think?

It’s starting, to look more natural…

YEAH! That’s totally, how it feels.

No. You cut me off. I meat to say, “naturally crooked”. Straighten up your back.

Sigh, thanks.

Huff

Puff