It’s just a constant barrage of messages. Buy this thing because it’s A) New B) Desirable C) Essential.

This one over here implies good health and youthful appearance.

Does anything in there actually do what it’s supposed to?

Some of it does.

The question is how much are you willing to pay?

So what you’re saying is all they do is oppose it?

As far as I can tell, yes.

They don’t help hatch it, feed it, raise it, school it, keep it from harm or offer advice?

Nope, they just want to know that it will hatch and call it a day.

How is that acceptable?

I didn’t say it was acceptable, it just helps them feel better about the way things are.

Wish it was that easy for me.

Yeah, me too.

I knew it we should have driven in, now I’m hot.

It’s called exercise, you should try it more often.

This changes nothing. The air is still polluted and we just have to get used to breathing it.

Polluted mostly by your attitude.

Jerk…

Don’t you feel just a tiny bit good knowing you’re trying to help by walking more?

Tiny bit? Guess so. I’m mostly hot but I’ll admit it’s a proud heat.

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What, do you think?

It’s starting, to look more natural…

YEAH! That’s totally, how it feels.

No. You cut me off. I meat to say, “naturally crooked”. Straighten up your back.

Sigh, thanks.

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It’s funny but I just assume all my friends know each other.  Then I’m surprised to realize they don’t know who I’m talking about.

Don’t worry Joe, I bet it happens to a lot of people.

I’m not Joe.

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