Amazing how a few little things make a big difference.

Again?

All I’m saying is “the devil is in the details”, “one persons trash is another’s treasure”, “to-may-to” does not equal “to-mah-to”.

Yes, I do think we’ve gone over this. I think we had come to the agreement this is often the case and I did not care to discuss it any further.

Do you see my point?

Yes, the difference is I don’t let the details overpower my ability to see the whole.

And so?

We don’t have to agree. That’s the natural way of things.

That’s precisely how I see it. See you after the movie.

I’m glad you called me home. I almost didn’t come.

I’m starting to regret I invited you. You’re game sucks today.

Freaking anxiety is what this is but I’m getting over it.

I know the feeling. Just so much stuff we’re cut out for and so much stuff we’re really not.

I just want to do so much. Play, build, learn, rest. Just thinking about it is just exhausting.

You’ll never be able to do everything. Cut yourself some slack.

This is what I chose to do and thats what I control.

Let’s hope that attitude results in more control of the ball.

I never said I was any good at b-ball.

It’s called hoops.

Whatever. It’s your serve.

Which one modern game system do you think is the coolest?

Isn’t it obvious the one that generates the least amount of surface heat.

Har har, Haven’t you been paying attention to the latest news? The console war has gotten serious.

Are we in any danger?

Sigh, You casual handheld crowd. So immature. You will never understand the Next-Gen Hardcore console market.

Yeah it’s too much for me. Did you ever finish that game where you had to pretend to stroll in the park?

Nah, I have a new game where you take care of this virtual war-rhinoceros calf. If I catch all the lava-ticks inside its skin folds I’ll get my online status upgraded to Groomatologist In Chief. The badge for that is visible in 3D.

Do you believe in commercial savants?

Did you just make that up?

Yes, yes I did.

What’s bothering you? Give it to me quick.

How is it that all the local commercials are incredibly good about being bad? I would think it would be hard to get so many things so wrong.

Be specific.

Okay it’s the kids. How do people hundreds of thousands of miles away manage to create the same commercial where the kids can’t act and can be hardly understood?

You hate kids.

No, I don’t I think they are brilliant. The way they look spooked and distracted. The way the mumble their lines with the wrong timing. It’s like the didn’t even try a second take.

So you love the kids?

It takes a genius to come up with that stuff.

It’s so bad it’s good?

Commercial savants.

Hello internets,

This is a home stretch call for donations. This Saturday I’m participating a Bowl For Art fundraising event to benefit the Upstate Artist Guild.

They are a not-for-profit volunteer organization, open to all, which promotes the appreciation, practice, and enjoyment of art. Those of you who visit often will know that I’ve been lucky enough to show work as their great locale.

The goal is to raise money to keep the doors open and the art rolling (no pun intended). I’ve made a less than fantastic 35 dollars so far but I think I can do better with your help.

Best of all, when you think your helping me you’re really helping the local arts community. The much better cause.

Visit http://upstateartistsguild.org/uag/pledge.php and select my name from the drop-down list of participating bowlers. Then click the “Donate” button to make your donation online.

Thank you and stay tuned for more comics.