Which one modern game system do you think is the coolest?

Isn’t it obvious the one that generates the least amount of surface heat.

Har har, Haven’t you been paying attention to the latest news? The console war has gotten serious.

Are we in any danger?

Sigh, You casual handheld crowd. So immature. You will never understand the Next-Gen Hardcore console market.

Yeah it’s too much for me. Did you ever finish that game where you had to pretend to stroll in the park?

Nah, I have a new game where you take care of this virtual war-rhinoceros calf. If I catch all the lava-ticks inside its skin folds I’ll get my online status upgraded to Groomatologist In Chief. The badge for that is visible in 3D.