I don’t like my hair. I like your hair.

What? You have great hair. My hair sucks.

Your hair doesn’t suck. Your hair is pretty.

Mine’s a hassle. Yours is better.

No yours is.

No, no yours is.

No, no, no,  your is.

You’re too nice.

No, you’re too nice.

Well at least we can agree, you have the best lashes.

My lashes? I hate my lashes. I like your lashes.