Don’t look now but I think we’re being filmed by local news people.

What? Why?

I don’t know they are pointing their cameras this way.

It’s probably a special interest piece on obesity or some other thing.

I don’t appreciate having my ass filmed for TV.

Bastards! They can hide our identity but not our pride.

What’s the plan boss?

Total frontal in 5, 4, 3…

Wait I don’t think they’re filming!

That was a close one.