Dammit! I got into my new House and it’s a mess.

What the heck man!

Yeah what the heck man indeed! Now I am the one responsible for fixing it and if I don’t do it people will think its because I neglect things.

Chill out man you’ll fix things, don’t worry. Why don’t we talk about something else?

Well, how about pop culture quiz?

Okay hit me.

Vampires and Zombies.

Let see, Zombies are cool because we have a predisposition to relate to a future full of widespread decease, where we as individuals will be forced to take arms against our brothers.

Good, give me Vampires now.

They’re quite opposite.  Strong, beautiful, subject to a rather ambiguous moral code and unhealthily  addicted to something that relates to the individual weaknesses that define us all.

Wow that’s great but I could have also accepted “Vampire chicks are hot.”

That’s a.. very honest of you.

Unfortunately.