Coffee here is the worst.

What makes you an expert in coffee?

I’m not technically an expert but I am perhaps a little bit more up to date on the coffee I’m drinking right now.

But can you say it’s the worst? You don’t know that what the other cups taste like?

Perhaps you’re right perhaps there is no such thing as an expert.

Aha! Spoken like an expert. Admit it, you’re full of it.

You know what? I retract my comment. This cup of coffee is not up to my expectations.

Don’t you feel much better now that you admit you are not an expert on coffee?

I would feel better if we were actually doing something to change the fact that it is still terrible cup.